He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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