sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
