her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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