Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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