It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
