people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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