Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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