He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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