I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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