Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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