driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
NoShamevember. You game?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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