doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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