I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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