how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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