I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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