I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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