Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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