At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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