The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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