i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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