if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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