so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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