Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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