you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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