What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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