its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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