I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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