I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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