wrigley field is MILF paradise
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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