1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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