So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This is the high leading the old right now
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
