it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
