it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Those nachos came to me in a dream
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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