where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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