Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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