tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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