Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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