he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I think people are normalizing furries
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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