So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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