You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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