Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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