it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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