I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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