umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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