My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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