Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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