I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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