WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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