She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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