My nipple is on Facebook.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
why is half of my head shaved?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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